[Though the rest of the discussion has probably been sobering, this might add a little levity to the chat at the end of the day.]

Has anyone been receiving packages from the ducks that are a little more odd than the others? [They're all a bit odd, but a book is at least a book as compared to some of the things that have been unwrapped.]

I'd love to pass along what I've received so someone else might get some joy out of it, but I don't see how anyone's desperate to be handed a paper crown.